Description

This is the perfect calendar for people with a dark sense of humour. With specially curated murderous phrases and surprisingly cute pictures for each month, it’s sure to be a hit, whether as a gift or for yourself. Simply print onto paper (we recommend card for the back panel) and fasten together with split pins through the holes marked. Add a magnetic strip or a loop of ribbon to hang and you’re good to, and all for less than the price of a coffee, so you can afford an expensive lawyer if you need one – just in case!